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We were sitting around the office asking ourselves the
question: "Has there ever been a bad Corvette?" And while there
are undoubtedly those who can quote chapter, verse, and serial
number of those 'Vettes that are lacking, near as we could
discern, there really haven't been any bad ones. And the sixth
generation, which this is, is arguably the best one. Is it a
perfect car? Probably not. There are certain things that are
not exactly up to snuff—the seats could be much better in terms
of materials and adjustability; the key fob for the keyless entry
and start system could look less like a communicator from the
original Star Trek; the turn signal stalk, which is taken from
the GM parts bin and consequently familiar to GM vehicle owners
who have never sat in a Corvette, has a sharpish edge at its end;
the fact that there is a string-like cord used to dampen the
glove box door opener seems a bit, well, chintzy in a car that is
so advanced-materials intensive (see
http://www.autofieldguide.com/articles/wip/1104wip07.html
) —but these are the sorts of quibbles that are endemic to any
vehicle.
In some regards, the Corvette is an American car without a
context, without another car to compare it with. Some might
suggest the Dodge Viper, but that car is stratospheric,
comparatively speaking, price-wise: $81K. What else? Ford GT?
That takes us out of the atmosphere entirely: $140K. So, some
suggest, what about something like the Mustang? While there is a
lot of hoo-ha about the '05 Mustang, it is somewhat surprising to
me that the level of laudatory praise is so high for what is so
clearly a derivative product. Yes, yes, there is improved
technology throughout, but c'mon: the Mustang is an improvement
on what the Mustang once was back when bellbottoms were cool.
It's not exactly progress in an unalloyed sense, though it is
such an improvement to the Ford lineup that the chief engineer
for the vehicle, Hau Thai-Tang (see
http://www.autofieldguide.com/articles/060403.html ) has
been promoted to director, Advanced Product Creation and Special
Vehicle Team (SVT). A more appropriate comparative vehicle—at
least from the standpoint of going in the Way-back Machine—is the
Ford Thunderbird. . .and not much need be said on that front.
The Corvette stands as something that has undergone continual
refinement and change. It stands as a vehicle that is within the
potential purchase range of ordinary mortals: the one at hand,
including $800 for destination, is stickered at $45,650. It has
the kind of power from the LS2 V8 (400 hp/400 lb-ft torque) that
is sufficient to get ordinary drivers in trouble if their right
foot gets too frisky. It has the kind of engine note and
throbbing vibration—both at idle and when accelerating—that puts
a smile on the face of the ordinary driver, even if it is a
Monday morning and said driver is making her or his commute to
work. It is a vehicle that while not exactly capacious in terms
of cargo-carrying capacity actually has some space in which to
put things like groceries. It is the kind of car that can
actually be driven on a daily basis without the sort of
compromise that one might expect from a vehicle that has a 0 to
60 mph time of under five seconds. The point is that the C6
Corvette is a vehicle for people who need to drive but yet who
want an experience that is—dare I say?—world class in its
performance. Yes, this is a car that can be raced. But more
to the point, there are daily requirements that need to be
fulfilled, and which the Corvette handles with power and aplomb.
There are more than 30,000 Corvettes produced each year, and it
is probably true that more Corvettes are driven by people who
pretty much go from A to B and back again on a regular basis than
there are those who descend the corkscrew at Laguna Seca. (There
are probably more guys using their 'Vettes as a chick magnet than
there are drivers competing in the cars on weekends. It isn't
that the C6 isn't capable of racing; it is. But some of those
who write about cars for a living need to get a grip on just what
a car represents for most people: not only a Freudian surrogate
for something, but also simple transportation. So isn't it
extraordinary that the Corvette offers exquisite transportation?)
Compared to the C5, the C6 is a much more refined vehicle.
That is, the C5 seems to have a bona-fide cockpit that the driver
immerses him/herself in. While the straightforward gauges and
dials of the C6 are driver-oriented, there is more of a sense of
the car being a car rather than some sort of terrestrial F-18.
That is a benefit. There is a sense of being planted in the C6,
stable, even when going through corners in a manner that provokes
the one behind the wheel to grin and the passenger to mutter (or
scream) something that I'd get in trouble with my boss if I
mentioned it here. "Active Handling" is standard with the '06
Corvette in more ways than one.
One of the things that strikes me about the Corvette,
something that might be considered by the GM execs as they go
boldly forward with their plans for global platforms, is that
there is something distinctively good about knowing that it is
built exclusively in the Bowling Green Assembly Plant in Kentucky
(along with the Cadillac XLR). Geography doesn't necessarily or
always equate with authenticity, but just as Ferraris come from
Maranello, Corvettes need to come from Bowling Green. In this
case, authenticity is predicated, in large part, by geography.
And although Coke has glommed on to the notion of its being the
"Real Thing" vis-à-vis American soft drinks, the Corvette is
it when it comes to American sports cars.
Simple specs:
Type: Two-door hatchback coupe
Material: Composite body panels
Engine: 6-liter V8 (LS2)
Horsepower: 400 @ 6,000 rpm
Torque (lb.-ft.) 400 @ 4,400
Wheelbase: 105.7 in.
Length: 174.5 in.
Width: 72.6 in.
Height: 49.1 in.