It’s 1964, and Ford has just introduced the Mustang. The youth
market, as it is called, responds with near evangelical fervor,
as do several older buyers. Soon Ford is scratching for capacity
great enough to meet demand.
Suddenly, it’s 1979. The Mustang drops its Pinto-based chassis
and makes a break with clean, European-inspired styling. The
study of aerodynamics is making its presence felt at Ford, and
the Mustang – even if it’s not particularly aerodynamic – sure
looks slippery to the naked eye. Sales rise. The Mustang is
back.
It’s 1994. Ford updates the 15-year old Fox platform, adopts
styling that resurrects the Mustang’s three-section taillights
and side scoops, and integrates a late-1950s Corvette “double
bubble” instrument panel into the overall theme. The public
responds, and sales rise to near-1979 levels.
Now it’s 2002, and the Mustang hasn’t changed much. Sure, the
sheetmetal was updated a while back, but the underpinnings are
the same. The manual gearbox has a notchy, agricultural feel.
Driveline “shunt” – the judder and thunk that arises when slack
in the drivetrain is taken up under acceleration, or released
during deceleration – is pronounced, and the pedals occupy the
same basic area but operate on three different planes. The
convertible’s body flexes like a cardboard box without a top.
And though the side mirrors are larger than they were in 1979,
the one nearest the driver doesn’t swivel enough to allow it to
be adjusted outboard adequately for tall drivers.
But there are pleasant surprises as well. The power top is
lined, and the rear window is glass with an integral defroster.
Putting the top up and down is a breeze, except for the need to
wrestle the locating pins into the windshield header nine times
out of ten. Adding the optional Mach 1000 audio system (that’s
1,000, as in watts) isn’t as stupid as it might seem, even though
it fills the trunk with four amps and two large speaker
enclosures. With the top down and the wind blowing through the
interior at speed, cranking up the volume produces a crisp,
clear, distortion-free sound that rises above the wind, but
doesn’t overpower your ears. And given the age of most Mustang
convertible drivers on the road these days, that’s a plus when
trying to hear your favorite talk radio host over the road noise
and wind roar.
Which brings me – finally – to my point. The Mustang entered
the market as a youth-oriented vehicle that offered unique
styling and a sense of freedom. The present Mustang is a
recapture-your-youth vehicle for those who either owned an older
Mustang, or wish they had. It has a retro feel, look, and sound,
but lacks the polish and precision of a modern vehicle. Which
makes me wonder: If this is all there is, what’s the point?