This four-by-four defines the term “tall in the saddle.”
Thankfully, the optional Lariat package includes a set of
chrome-finish tubular running boards, otherwise this six footer
would be writing a piece on how this vehicle looks, not how it
drives. It’s that tall.
It’s not hard to look over the traffic in front of you – and
the traffic in front of the traffic in front of you – from the
Lariat’s lofty perch. In fact, I’m certain I could just make out
the curvature of the earth on the distant horizon. Which means
it’s easy to keep abreast of all that is happening ahead of you,
and prepare accordingly. A good thing when shepherding a 4,956
lb. truck through freeway traffic, or around the city. Where the
height becomes a problem is when looking to the rear. As in,
“Wasn’t there a car right behind me a minute ago?” Pulling out of
parking spots is scary fun, but over time you get used to the new
orientation and adjust accordingly.
Unfortunately, this height also translates into a high
lift-over into the bed. Its one advantage is that you can slide
heavy items out at near-shoulder height, rather than having to
bend low and pick them off the cargo bed floor. And the one big
disadvantage is that you have to get the package to near-should
height to put it in the bed in the first place. If you carry a
lot of heavy materials, your chiropractor will earn enough to
send his kids to college.
Unlike trucks of yore, the interior accommodations won’t
exacerbate your back problems. Our test Lariat had several
upgrade options: leather captain’s chairs, heated front seats, an
in-vehicle entertainment center (the kids can watch movies on the
video screen, which saves your back by reducing the need to turn
around to discipline them), and a six-disc in-dash CD player. The
carpeting is plush, the amenities are nice, and only the bilious
fake “wood” strikes a discordant tone.
The kicker is that this vehicle stickers at – deep breath –
$38,055! Not only is this a decent chunk of change for what is –
in reality – just a pickup truck , it makes me wonder where Ford
hid the extra $15,000 in the Lincoln Blackwood. If you’re tempted
by the Blackwood, take some advice. Order the F150 Crew Cab in
Lariat trim, add some of the nice options, work on your back
muscles, and revel in the fact that you have a luxurious truck
with a full-depth bed. You – and your wallet – will be glad you
did.