Did anyone from Daimler Benz drive a Neon before they bought
Chrysler? If they had, they might have realized the amount of
work they had before them. Basic work. On stuff that shouldn’t be
a problem in this day and age.
Let’s start outside. The Neon continues Chrysler’s trademark
“cab-forward” styling, but seeks to make the look sleeker than
before. Which means the roofline is described by a low arc from
the A- to the B-pillars. This may look good when sculpting an
expressive, visually aerodynamic vehicle, but it plays havoc with
ingress and egress for normal adult humans, demanding a deep bend
in order to clear the sloping roof.
Inside, things get worse. The instrument panel sweeps from
left to right in such a way that the gauge cluster is taller on
the left than on the right. And the soft upper surface mates to a
hard plastic lower section, both of which sport a coarse grain
and a singularly bland dark gray hue. Wait, it gets even worse.
The center console has three cup holders, but only two front
seats, and two of the cup holders are awkwardly low and forward,
while the third sits just behind the gearshift and handbrake.
Further, the center stack is covered by a matte silver bezel with
a fine dark mesh overlay. It’s the only piece with this covering,
and looks very out of place. Was it too expensive for other areas
of the dash and doors to receive similar bezels?
Then there’s the CD player. With driver distraction gaining
attention from consumers, the media, and automakers alike, you’d
think this piece of equipment would be part of the main audio
system. It isn’t. Rather than replace the AM/FM cassette head
unit with one that also contains a CD slot, someone decided it
would be better to have just one main audio unit, and add the CD
player separately. And while I won’t argue with the desire to
save a penny or two, I can argue with the placement of said unit:
at the bottom of the center stack, forward of the trailing edge
of the cup holders. In order to accurately place a CD in the
slot, you’d have to be a contortionist – or a short front seat
passenger.
Driving the cost consciousness home are the power widows. Why,
you ask? Because the rear windows in this four-door sedan are
wind-up units. Power front/wind-up rear windows may be a common
layout in Europe, but it’s an unusual one here. And power rear
windows would come in handy on days when the optional sunroof is
open, and a non-buffeting breeze in the cabin is desired.
Speaking of the sunroof, it’s a power unit that has a large
bump in the center of the headliner that clears the electric
motor and offers an angled surface for the switch. It’s so big,
in fact, that it forces the rearview mirror down, into the
driver’s line of vision. And that mirror? It’s probably the
slickest piece in the whole interior. The map light switches
operate crisply, and the day/night knob rotates smoothly from one
position to the other.
Smooth, crisp. These are words that can’t be used to describe
the gearbox. The shifter is easily cross-gaited during hurried
shifts, often landing in a no man’s land between gears, and has a
rough, notchy feel. Plus, it’s covered with a shift knob unworthy
of a post-1985 automobile. No wonder younger buyers jettison it
in favor of an aftermarket piece.
They probably look for a new steering wheel while they’re at
it, because the unit in the Neon lacks style and grace. The
spokes are arranged in an “X” pattern that looks like it was
borrowed from GM’s trucks, and gives the impression that – no
matter which end is up – the steering wheel is upside down.
Someone in authority in Auburn Hills should decree that all Dodge
vehicles with the “R/T” badge should have thick-rimmed steering
wheels with a downward curving upper section. After all, if
Subaru can put a stylish Momo steering wheel on the WRX….
I won’t talk about the clutch, which releases high up in its
travel, and move on to the powertrain instead. The twin cam
inline four has all of the parts that make small performance
engines so much fun, but none of the refinement. The engine is
loud as the revs rise, entering a booming period that resonates
throughout the vehicle. In addition, when the clutch is depressed
between shifts, engine revs rise 500 rpm, making the step between
gears a surprising 1,000 rpm. At first it appeared that some
savvy person realized this was necessary to make matching engine
and gearbox revs between shifts smoother, given the slow, balky
shifter. But the rough idle, power dips and spikes as the
accessories engage and disengage, and the precipitous drop in
rpms when the steering wheel is turned toward lock left another
impression. One of a job done hastily and for minimal outlay.
The same applies to the suspension. On smooth roads the Neon
rode well, but on rougher pavement it showed a distinct lack of
compliance, coordination, and comportment. In some situations,
the car exhibited a “porpoising” motion that had the rear wheels
hopping out of sync with the fronts, which was very
uncomfortable. Save your breath about the ride quality of short
wheelbase sporting vehicles, because the argument doesn’t hold
water. Any number of similar vehicles show more sophistication
and cohesiveness than did the R/T, without significant
compromise. There’s no reason the Neon can’t do the same.
I was very disappointed with the Neon R/T and its lack of
refinement because I expected more from a vehicle parked squarely
in the sport compact segment. Against the likes of the Honda
Civic, Nissan Sentra, VW Golf GTi, Ford Focus and others, the
Neon falls well short of the target. Which is sad considering
many of the pieces necessary to build a competent sport compact
sedan worthy of the R/T badge are already in place.
Unfortunately, no one seems ready or willing to take the time and
effort to develop the Neon to its full potential.