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“This car was carved from a solid billet” is a phrase that’s
often used to refer to something like the substantial and solid
Bentley Continental GT. But I have a difficult time with that
metaphor. That’s because most of the billets that I’ve ever seen
have been on the floors of factories, large hunks of ferrous
material that have been created through processes so hot and
trying that even Hephaestus would need to knock off for a cold,
delicious beverage. Rather, I would describe this sinuously
attractive coupe as being “carved from a solid piece of Tiffany
jewelry,” except for the fact that I don’t think that Tiffany has
anything that is 189-in. long or that can be pared down to 5,258
lb. In addition to which Tiffany is an American brand, and
because Bentley is a venerable British marquee (although now
owned by Volkswagen), we’d have to go with another jewelry maker,
such as, say Garrard (established 1735 and one of those firms
that has long served Her Royal Majesty). The Continental GT is
both stately and strong, refined and regal. It is not showy or
ostentatious on the exterior; it is designed with such a subtlety
that it makes you wonder why more cars aren’t as well styled.
On the inside, it is rather like I imagine one of the clubs
that Bertie Wooster would visit (although Bertie’s club is the
Drones, and with a 6.0-liter, twin-turbo W12—that’s right: think
of two sixes rejoined at birth—that produces 552 hp; it does
anything but drone). It is a study in fine leather (you’ve not
experienced a leather-wrapped steering wheel until you’ve seen
the one in the Continental: it is truly leather on all surfaces);
the seats seem as though they could serve as furniture in a
lounge, and the seeming acres of fine wood veneers brings to mind
a paneled room. Although this is a contemporary vehicle, there
is an extensive use of “mechanical” instrumentation. Noted
watchmaker Breitling not only provides the analog clock that’s in
the center of the instrument panel, but it was also involved in
designing the gauges. There is an extensive use (e.g., on the
surround of the “B”-topped shift knob, on thumbwheels) of knurled
metal; this provides a tactile sense related to a finely made
machine, something that would have been familiar to, say, Jules
Verne: the Victorian excellence of engineering combined with
21st century technology. It would be churlish to
point out that when the 14-way powered front seats are positioned
for even comparatively diminutive people to be comfortable in
there is absolutely no leg room in the back seat. Which is a
shame because the seats back there, including a center console
for motoring comfort, would be a nice environment were it not for
the snugness.
The Continental GT has a six-speed automatic and a continuous
four-wheel-drive system; the wheels, incidentally, are 19 in. in
diameter. While it handles smartly, this is not the sort of
thing that one would imagine thrashing about. If one were, say,
to be chased by, oh, Ernst Stavro Blofeld, it would perform
handily, indeed.
But one would need to be judicious. All of that opening talk
about Garrard and the like is not idle metaphor. The Continental
GT is priced at $165,000. But if you need to ask, you probably
don’t need to know.
Assessment: If the crossword puzzle clue is
“aspirational” and the word is seven letters, the answer is
“Bentley.”