There’s a long history in the auto industry of putting large
engines in small cars. From putting the flathead V8 into Ford’s
Model A, to Chevy Chevelles with monster motors in the 1960s, the
idea has been to stuff as much performance as possible into an
existing vehicle without resorting to techno-trickery. Fond
memories of these factory hot rods have lived long past the
vehicles themselves, though those that survive bring a nice
return on the open market.
This tendency to drop the biggest engine into the smallest
vehicle faded as emission and safety standards came on the scene,
and their cost increased with the hyper-competition brought about
by more automakers entering the market. Today, the only group
that consistently puts a big motor in a small car is the Germans.
And in the case of Audi’s A4 Avant, the result can be as
exhilarating as having someone yell “Achtung!” in your
ear.
The reason is simple. In the place where everyday A4s have
inline fours or V6s, the S4 has an all-aluminum, 4.2-liter,
340-hp V8 with four cams mated to a six-speed manual gearbox. (A
six-speed automatic is an option.) It’s enough to make you grunt
like Tim Allen with a new power tool. And what a power tool it
is.
One of the advantages of so powerful an engine in so small a
vehicle is the fact that you can trundle around in a higher than
normal gear and let the prodigious torque (302 lb-ft. @ 3,500) do
the work. Or not have to drop a gear on the highway in order to
accelerate at a reasonable pace. So easy is this, in fact, that
you have to keep an eye on your speed. It takes very little
effort or time to squirt from 70 mph to triple digits.
Audi claims the S4 Avant sprints from 0-60 mph in 5.3 seconds,
and I have no trouble believing it. The car runs like a scalded
cat when pushed, but is more than happy to docilely go about its
business with nary a hint of the beast that lives within. It’s so
good at this, the neighbors might think the aluminum mirror
housings, titanium-colored headlight buckets, aluminum roof
rails, and 18-in. high-performance tires on Avus-style wheels are
part of an appearance package. Only those who listen for the
throaty rumble from the special exhaust system will be aware that
this A4 is more than it appears to be.
One thing it isn’t is cheap. Not only are fit and finish to
the level expected of a luxury make, the price is high as well.
To the base price of $46,850 – which doesn’t include the $1,700
gas guzzler tax – our test car added the $1,650 Premium Package
(glass power sunroof, HomeLink, auto-dimming interior and
exterior mirrors, memory positioning for the driver’s seat and
exterior mirrors, light sensor package), $1,000 Premium Audio
Package (Bose audio and your choice of either XM or Sirius
satellite radio), $450 for heated front seats, and $150 for the
Enhanced Interior Package’s Alcantara seat inserts and bright
aluminum belt line trim. The total is a breathtaking $52,520 with
the $720 destination charge. High-performance doesn’t come
cheap.
It also isn’t frugal in the conventional sense. The S4 Avant
is rated at 15 mpg city, 21 mpg highway, and returns numbers in
that range in real life. (OK, 16 mpg around town with lots of
acceleration bursts.) The more you ask of the engine, the more it
draws from the fuel tank, though there’s no real need to tromp
hard on the throttle to motivate this vehicle. That can save you
a lot of gasoline. However, it requires not listening to the
devil sitting on your shoulder yelling, “C’mon, faster!” Good
luck. Trust me, he’s very persuasive.