This is the car John Steed would be driving today were the
television series The Avengers still in production. Like
the blower Bentley driven by Patrick MacNee in the original
series, the Jaguar S-Type R has a certain dignified
“Britishness” about it, and a quick turn of speed.
It’s better without all of the electronics (navigation
system, voice activation, etc.) though by no means perfect, and
surprisingly supple for so sporting a sedan.
On the R, the 4.2-liter V8 gets an Eaton supercharger,
intercooler, Brembo disc brakes – which look very nice
behind the 18-in. five-spoke wheels – dynamic stability
control, computer active technology suspension ( better known by
its corny CATS initials), xenon headlamps, 16-way power front
seats, and 320-watt Alpine stereo with six CD changer. Horsepower
is 390, with 0-60 mph in a claimed 5.3 seconds, and a top speed
electronically limited to 155 mph. Impressive credentials, and
right in line with what you’d expect from a car fit for a
British secret agent.
Frequent readers may notice from the list above that, compared
to other cats in this litter, the S-Type R comes with a number of
standard features the others don’t. It also comes with a
hefty price: $62,400, which includes the $645 destination charge.
If you need a navigation system, you’ve missed the point of
this car. Getting there is half the fun, even when you
don’t know exactly where “there” is.
Unfortunately, the absence of these items means you’ll
stare at a small in-dash LCD display that tries mightily to mimic
black letters on a cream background, but misses completely. Even
more odd is the fact that the gauges are not black-on-cream, but
the opposite.
The real kicker with this car, however, is the fuel economy.
If they weren’t busy scolding humanity about its SUV
fixation, I’m sure the “What Would Jesus
Drive?” brigade would be picketing Jaguar dealers over this
car. After all, it has all this horsepower, all this torque (399
lb-ft), warp-drive speed and it’s less than modest. But
they’d be off base, because fuel economy is surprisingly
good. In real-world use where short, quick blasts of power are
summoned to merge onto freeways, get out of trouble, or pass
safely, the S-Type R proved surprisingly frugal. Rated at 16 mpg
city/23 mpg highway, the R returned 18 mpg in combined driving
and a surprising 24 mpg in a sustained highway run. And it does
it with a style and grace few cars can match.