As we are closing in on December 25, if you’re like me, you’re still trying to figure out what to get that special someone on your list for Christmas.

Mopar to the rescue. That’s right, Chrysler’s service, parts and customer-care brand have come up with a list of “To- 10 Holiday Gift Ideas” that is bound to get you all manner of kudos. . .or possibly kicked out of your house.

The list ranges from this seasonal white, custom glass ornament that is sure to be a favorite among the gingerbread men, angels, snowflakes, and whatnot adorning your tree:

And for that computer fan on your list, what could be more appealing than a 2-GB drive that’s fashioned in the form of the Mopar “Omega M”?

But for that really special someone—who is probably you, although you’re likely to opt to get this for your Significant Other, sort of like the same way that you give them a gift like a copy of DiRT 3 because you know you they’ll want it—you can pony up $4,485 and provide them with a an aluminum Mopar HEMI Gen III block:

Imagine how happy they’ll be when you tell them, “And do you know what, Honey? It’s 100 lb. lighter than the 6.1-liter production cast-iron block!”