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Jeff Sabatini
851 S. Main Street Suite A Plymouth, MI 48170
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In 1972, Jeff Sabatini crawled from the rusted carcass of a 1965 Rambler station wagon. He grew up in Grand Rapids, MI, where his Detroit-bred parents had fled to escape the ensuing decades of losing Lions football. Properly bitter and hateful after 17 years of exposure to fluoridated water and Amway products, Sabatini departed for the University of Michigan where he pummeled intellectual midgets. But after a few years, he grew sick of watching his life matriculating down the drain and moved to Hollywood. Sabatini took up residence on the corner of Detroit St. and Sunset Blvd. in an abandoned hotel where he quickly realized that the world needs just one less Oliver Stone. So Sabatini returned to Michigan where he landed a job with a construction magazine, essentially shilling drywall. But despite the fact that the world really is made of gypsum, for him, the writing was on the Walls & Ceilings. Faced with imminent unemployment and no job skills, Sabatini had a nightmarish vision in which John DeLorean appeared and instructed him to infiltrate the auto industry. A plan was quickly devised, whereby Sabatini hired a young executive to interview for him, leading to his current position with AD&P. Under this guise, Sabatini is negotiating the purchase of Spanish automotive juggernaut SEAT so that he can give each and every resident of Wayne County a new Leon. Sabatini now resides in Plymouth, MI, where he walks to work every day, arriving, without fail, late. Since Plymouth is a good place to raise a family, Sabatini carries a Mag Lite for protection that he got for free from a Nissan dealer for test-driving a 240SX. His hobbies include bartending, sleeping and fixing things that aren't broken. Sabatini can be reached by yelling more loudly than he is at any given moment.
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